Adult's "Bun in the Oven" Costume. Just tell them you had one too many midnight rendezvous with the Dough Boy.
Midnight snacks, I mean. Either way, Novelty Costumes from Morris are a laugh-and-a-half, a great way to break the ice at your next Halloween shindig!
This one-size-fits-all number is 100% polyester, comfortable to wear, and most importantly, hilarious. Hand wash only. Shirt, shoes and pants not included. Imported.