UZI® Tactical Pen and LED Light Set.
We know, we know. Run? From a pen? But better a little harm to your street cred than hard time behind bars. Confused? Let us explain... Beyond a Shadow of a Doubt You see, when you get jabbed by your would-be victim with the UZI® Tactical Pen's special sharpened "DNA Catcher" crown, it doesn't just hurt like heck, it pegs you to the scene of the crime. Beyond a shadow of a doubt, by collecting irrefutable DNA evidence. Sent for a bid by a ballpoint pen... now that's embarrassing.
The UZI Tactical Pen comes complete with the shockproof UZI Tactical LED Flashlight. The perfect size for purse or glove box, it shines bright at 110 lumens using 2 included AA batteries with a 3W Cree LED bulb, leaving you no place to lurk. Both Pen and Flashlight are constructed using lightweight-but-resilient aircraft aluminum. Flashlight measures 6"l. Pen measures 6 1/ 4 ". Pen compatible with Standard Parker and Fisher Space Pen® refills.
The UZI Tactical Pen and LED Light Set is available to folks everywhere, right here for a discounted price... THUGS BEWARE!